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slutty cupcakes: a story

Picture it if you can:

Wednesday night of 10th week. Classes are done for the year, finals are still far enough that the panic hasn’t set in, and the ladies of PBT are rocking out to Taylor Swift in a dorm basement kitchen.

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Note how excited Emma and Estelle are. As they should be.

Their mission for the night has been long awaited, but what better way to welcome reading period than with stress baking? Yes, the night was simply perfect for slutty cupcakes.

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You’ve never heard of slutty cupcakes? Victoria is skeptical.

Now don’t ask me why they’re slutty. I can’t answer that question in any remotely satisfactory fashion. What I can tell you is that they’re so rich, so deeply indulgent, and so damn easy to make that they should be illegal(Except not actually, because then what would we do without them?!) These classic but slightly terrifying muffin-cupcake-brownies–because one name is not enough to capture what they are–consist of a soft cookie dough base, one full Reese’s Cup, and one full Oreo layered over it, all topped with a healthy serving of gooey, moist brownie batter.

Warning: more than one of these may kill you.

So we assembled the trays. Readymade cookie dough, Reese’s Cups, Double Stuf Oreos, and Betty Crocker brownie mix. They looked like those adorable chocolate-covered marshmallow and graham cracker cookies, whose name completely evades me.

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So cute already!

The baking time was an educated guess, so I set the timer for 20 minutes, and we went off to find a way to amuse ourselves.

Victoria remained skeptical.

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I was domestic.

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Emma vandalized Sheena’s whiteboard.

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And we took incredibly cheesy photos in our matching dresses.

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Somewhere in between all of this, Victoria ended up with a busted ankle. No worries–she’s fine now–but the valiant sacrifice of her body will not be forgotten.

Finally, out came the slutty brownies, hot and baked to perfection, crisp with melting insides. We probably should’ve let them cool longer, but we couldn’t help it. We dug in.

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Estelle is super excited…

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…and super cute when caught off-guard. Sorrynotsorry, girl.

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Nina’s allergies deprive her of slutty cupcakes and make her sad. (It’s okay; she got real cupcakes after this.)

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Emma shows off those beautiful layers.

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And Sheena is simply pleased.

Satisfied, we split up the remaining cupcakes and called it a night. Almost zero effort for a small treat that goes a long way–and makes a great gift for physics TAs, as we found out.

Seriously, make these. You won’t regret it in the slightest.

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On to baking logistics things! One package of brownie mix and one roll of ready to bake cookie dough yielded 24 cupcakes, with leftover brownie batter. Our cupcakes stuck to the paper liners pretty badly, especially once they’d cooled. If you don’t want to deal with that, I’d suggest forgoing the liners and simply spraying the pan. That should solve the problem.

20 minutes at 350F was enough to bake these really thoroughly. As you can see in the photo above, the brownie batter formed a light, flaky skin over the Oreo just as it normally would, and the surrounding edges were crisp like the edges of a pan of brownies. I would actually start checking the cupcakes around 16 minutes to make sure they don’t overcook. The cookie dough will definitely be cooked–you’ll just want to test the brownies, which you can do with a toothpick as normal, cooking until a toothpick inserted into the batter (away from the Oreo!!) comes out clean/with a few moist crumbs.

IN OTHER NEWS…

I’m back! In case that wasn’t obvious. After a week at home to settle in, I’m getting back into the baking swing of things, and updates will become regular again (every weekend!). Unfortunately, being back home means the UChicago cupcake orders have been put on hold for the summer. That being said, if enough people around here want custom cupcakes, I’ll consider making this a second location. Just drop me a comment/message! 🙂

And speaking of UChicago–shameless self-promotion! HUGE thanks to Hannah at Spoon, a UChicago food magazine/blog for writing about tlc baking this month! Spoon is growing quickly, and is definitely worth keeping an eye on even if you don’t go to UChicago. Check out their site here, and read the article about tlc here!

Aaaaand that’s it for my very, very long post. Sorry, guys! Making up for lost time here. 😉

See y’all next weekend!

oreo cupcakes [foodess]

Several technical difficulties later, I’m back with a new post! Sorry for the delay, guys.

For those who know me/are friends with me on facebook, you saw some photos of these about a week ago. My older brother was coming home for the weekend, and he had asked me to bake something for him to bring back. Of course, being my brother, he gave me no specifics other than “something sweet”, so I had far too many options on my hands. After some intense grilling–and a very helpful suggestion from his friend–I finally got him to settle on the best possible cookie to bake with: Oreos.

I have so many Oreo/cookies and cream recipes bookmarked that it’s actually alarming.

I knew instantly that I wanted a really moist chocolate cake, over a full Oreo base and with cookies and cream frosting piled high on top. I dug through my bookmarks and found this moist chocolate cake recipe from foodess and this white chocolate whipped cream one from Tracey’s Culinary Adventures. Don’t get me wrong–the cream cheese frosting from foodess looks absolutely heavenly, but I wanted something lighter.

This turned into an…interesting endeavor. One of my favorite tricks for really moist cupcakes is adding 1 cup of sour cream and 3-4 ounces of instant dry pudding mix to a boxed cake mix (which I first tried with this recipe). I wanted to avoid the extra fat of sour cream, and opted instead for Greek yogurt. It was a risk, but with the yogurt and a couple of other tweaks, I ended up with light, chocolatey cupcakes that were soft and moist on the inside and still had a crispness around the edges.
The frosting…well. Let’s just say that I have yet to master homemade whipped cream. I’m still not sure why this happened, but one minute, I was mixing glorious peaks of rich white chocolate whipped cream, and the next, I had dollops of white chocolate butter surrounded by liquid. (If someone wants to explain that separation to me, I’ll be eternally grateful!) Once I figured out that I had butter on my hands, I decided to turn the whole mess into a regular buttercream with Oreo crumbs folded in, and thankfully, that worked out well. I suppose the whipped cream will have to wait. 🙁

All in all, I was pretty pleased with the results.

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Man, I wish I had just one of these left.

Adjustments I made to the recipe:
+ Place one full Oreo cookie at the bottom of each baking cup
+ 1.5 cups of sugar, instead of 2
+ 1 cup of honey flavored Greek yogurt, instead of buttermilk
+ Add 2 tablespoons of instant chocolate pudding mix to the dry ingredients
+ Add 2 tablespoons of hot water in addition to the 1 cup of coffee

The resulting batter was thin, but not runny.

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I tried to fill the baking cups about 2/3 of the way, then popped the trays into the oven for 23 minutes. I let the cupcakes cool overnight (yay, late-night baking!) and frosting them the next morning with the Oreo buttercream.

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Hello, handsome.

There’s just something about the black and white contrast of cookies and cream.

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My favorite part, though, was definitely the surprise cookie at the bottom. The Oreos stayed crunchy through baking, and they held up the cupcakes perfectly.

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My brother was pretty happy, too. 😉

And that was my end-of-break baking adventure! A couple mishaps, many fingers crossed, and finally, some delicious cupcakes to share with my family.

Enjoy what’s left of the weekend! See you guys next Friday 🙂